Ch4mp would like to show his A GAME, but all the elements listed below limit his true potential and skill.
Mouse after mouse after mouse! but Ch4mp now has a mouse that fits. His accuracy has increased significantly, he hits crazy flicks all over the place.
Ch4mp bought a new bulb, his salt lamp is now getting him the energy he needs!
Ch4mp needs a shorter keyboard as his current one makes Ch4mp not position well.
Ch4mp is forced to use a WIFI connection that causes serious lags that distract his S-RANK skill.
Ch4mp has still a broken heart and this is gonna affect his skill forever until something happens..
Ch4mp uses an older computer and he cannot enjoy the smooth experience as the others.
Ch4mp makes sure his window is closed before serious games start.
Ch4mp doesn't have a TV, it's a rumor only.
Ch4mp doesn't listen to music while playing vs stronger opponents anymore.
Ch4mp uses a retarded monkey banana mousepad that gets dirty and is no gooooooood!
Ch4mp exercises almost every day and is the strongest athlete in Esports.
There's a con to this - Ch4mp's nervous system is focused on regenerating his muscles which downgrades the ability to play for real.
