In a move that shocked the gaming and peripheral-reviewing world, famed Quake enthusiast and mouse-reviewing legend Rocket Jump Ninja (yes, we know it's "Rocket," but typos are part of the lore now) has officially ended years of brand confusion.
That’s right—Rocket Jump Zone is now under new management! For the modest sum of $10,000 (and possibly a lifetime supply of gaming mice), RJN has acquired the domain, the brand, and presumably a secret underground lair filled with hyper-optimized mousepads. The deal was finalized on April 1st, because what better day to make internet history?
No more typos (maybe).
Exclusive Rocket Jump Ninja-approved rocket jumps (pending testing).
Theoretical corporate synergy (read: more mouse reviews in unexpected places).
When asked for comment, the new CEO simply said: "Finally, no one will @ me about Rocket Jump Zone ever again. Also, 10/10 mouse bungee deals coming soon."
Welcome to the RJN Corporate Empire™. First order of business: mandatory 120Hz monitor usage for all employees.
(Disclaimer: This may or may not be an April Fools' joke. But the $10,000 was definitely real. Probably.)
